Warning Call

The call went something like this.

Boyd:  I just thought I should warn you before you get home that Buddy is covered in blood.
Me:  What?


Boyd:  It isn't his blood, it's the squirrel's.
Me: What?


Boyd:  Yeah, he was eating it until Jasmine came and stole it and now she is eating what's left.
Me: What?


And, in case the conversation has left you confused, here are some photos to clear things up.