How to tell when your blood sugar is low...

You know your blood sugar is low when you drop a 1400 lb bale of hay on your tractor.  Then, while trying to fix what you broke, you drive over your step ladder.  This is after you have spent the day loading all the hay in your yard onto a trailer eighteen bales at a time.  The good news is you sold all the hay and have been paid and the check cleared the bank.  The better news is you sold it to a company that rents out goats and the owner said your wife could come visit the farm and see the new babies.
The most annoying thing is that your cousin recently told you that there are only two kinds of hay farmers, those that have dropped a hay bale on the tractor and those that haven't...................yet.   You hate it that he was right.
The second most annoying thing is that you found a burnt and maggot-filled bird in the exhaust pipe you now need to straighten.  Since it's late, you leave it on the ground and think that your golden retriever won't carry it around in her mouth the next day.  Yeah, you would be wrong about that.
I'd say it's time to come in the house and eat something.  Tomorrow is a new day!